Barney's Blog
- 31-Aug-2025: Latest News from Denton Hall Stables the home of Michael Dods Racing
- 23-Aug-2025: Northern Ticker beats Commanche Falls by a head in thrilling finish at York Festival
- 20-Aug-2025: Count Palatine strikes under Sean Kirrane to make it a Carlisle double
- 20-Aug-2025: Taylormade Lad wins his first race at Carlisle for Tg Racing
- 20-Aug-2025: Sanbona gets off the mark for owner Davi Metcalfe at Wolverhampton
- 05-Aug-2025: Langholm scores all-the-way victory at Catterick for Dods Racing Club
- 29-Jul-2025: A dozen winners in July as Homeland strikes at Ripon under Connor Beasley
- 28-Jul-2025: Boy Douglas makes it a double for Connor Beasley and owner Frank Lowe at Ayr
- 28-Jul-2025: Stable's 10th winner in July as Mighty Magnus strikes at Ayr
- 26-Jul-2025: Novamay defies 21lbs rise in the handicap to make it three on the bounce with victory at Windsor
- 21-Jul-2025: Boy Douglas wins for the third time at Ayr
- 19-Jul-2025: King's Crown makes it four for 2025 under Rhys Elliott ride at Doncaster
In search of the truth...
Morning all, hope you're having a nice relaxing Sunday.
It's Barney McGrew here again, possibly the most talented racehorse to ever walk the earth. Well, you’ve never seen a blog written by Frankel or Enable, have you?
And, on the subject of writing, I thought I’d kick off this week’s blog update with a bit of an English Literature lesson.
As you may have seen, one of our young ‘uns, called Alethiometer, owned by the nice Dave Stone human, won her first race at Thirsk last Monday.
You may not be aware of where the name comes from, so I’ll tell you…
An alethiometer is a mystical compass-like device that features in the series of books by Philip Pullman, called His Dark Materials. It was introduced in the first instalment, Northern Lights (re-named The Golden Compass in America) and it continued to appear in The Subtle Knife and The Amber Spyglass.
Apparently, the alethiometer was invented in the 17th century by a theologian, called Pavel Khunrath, and is used to connect with magical “dust” to find truthful answers to any question.
Well, I reckon Alethiometer is well named because I said to her the other day: “Hey, Lethy, tell me who’s the most handsome horse you’ve ever seen?
“Oh, you are, Barney,” she replied without a flicker of hesitation.
There you go – a truthful answer.
Then I asked her: “And who’s the most out of tune, annoying whistler you’ve ever heard?”
“That Steve Alderson human,” came the reply.
Bang on!
Anyway, I reckon Philip Pullman is over-rated. I prefer Dick Francis racing thrillers myself, and I’ve read Black Beauty a couple of times too.
Maybe that’s where I should take my writing career next – produce a series of racing novels, based here at Denton Hall. I could call them The Denton Hall Mysteries and start with Murder on the Northern Express. What do you think?
TALKING of Northern Express, it was nice to see my old mate get up on the line to win at Ayr on Thursday. I wasn’t sure he was going to get there but the Paul Mulrennan human judged it to perfection. Well done Northy – I’m proud of you.
I WAS especially pleased with our next winner – Gale Force Maya at Pontefract. She’s such a game, consistent filly, so it was richly deserved.
By the way, Galey was ridden by the Graham Lee human. He won the 2004 Grand National on Amberleigh House, trained by the Ginger McCain human, who looked after Red Rum. Fancy that, eh?
OK, onto the bit you’ve all been waiting for – this week’s joke…
THE Carole human was trying on a pricey new outfit for the York Festival and said to The Gaffer: “How do I look?”
“With yer eyes,” he grunted.
See you soon, folks, lots of love as always…
